Falling asleep while diving can be fatal, aka snore killing.
Falling asleep while diving can be fatal, aka snore killing.
View ArticleHow do you tell if a soccer player is dead? He doesn’t respond to the coroner...
How do you tell if a soccer player is dead? He doesn’t respond to the coroner kick. The post How do you tell if a soccer player is dead? He doesn’t respond to the coroner kick. first appeared on Pun...
View ArticleHow does one put a cow to sleep? Run it down with a bull dozer.
How does one put a cow to sleep? Run it down with a bull dozer. The post How does one put a cow to sleep? Run it down with a bull dozer. first appeared on Pun Gents :: Daily Jokes, One-liners,...
View ArticleWhen I worked at the morgue, my zombie friend came in and asked if he eat the...
When I worked at the morgue, my zombie friend came in and asked if he eat the brains of the newest corpse. I didn’t care, so I said he cadaver. The post When I worked at the morgue, my zombie friend...
View ArticleDoes an executioner who gets nervous about sending an aristocrat to the...
Does an executioner who gets nervous about sending an aristocrat to the gallows suffer from performance hang-society? The post Does an executioner who gets nervous about sending an aristocrat to the...
View ArticleAnyone using a guillotine must have sever all enemies.
Anyone using a guillotine must have sever all enemies. The post Anyone using a guillotine must have sever all enemies. first appeared on Pun Gents :: Daily Jokes, One-liners, Groaners, Puns of the day...
View ArticleBarber Sweeney Todd never killed anyone. Those are just vicious groomers.
Barber Sweeney Todd never killed anyone. Those are just vicious groomers. The post Barber Sweeney Todd never killed anyone. Those are just vicious groomers. first appeared on Pun Gents :: Daily Jokes,...
View ArticleI can never remember if all of Louis XVI’s relatives were guillotined too....
I can never remember if all of Louis XVI’s relatives were guillotined too. Let’s not split heirs. The post I can never remember if all of Louis XVI’s relatives were guillotined too. Let’s not split...
View ArticleWhy should you face death by firing squad instead of running a marathon?...
Why should you face death by firing squad instead of running a marathon? Because it’s better to be strafed than sore-kneed. The post Why should you face death by firing squad instead of running a...
View ArticleAs a necrophiliac, there’s always plots to do.
As a necrophiliac, there’s always plots to do. The post As a necrophiliac, there’s always plots to do. first appeared on Pun Gents :: Daily Jokes, One-liners, Groaners, Puns of the day :: Puns on...
View ArticleAs she’s watching the paparazzi ruckus from heaven, I’m sure she wished to...
As she’s watching the paparazzi ruckus from heaven, I’m sure she wished to have been Princess Die-anonymously. The post As she’s watching the paparazzi ruckus from heaven, I’m sure she wished to have...
View ArticleStarving sheep in India are candidates for ewe thin asia.
Starving sheep in India are candidates for ewe thin asia. The post Starving sheep in India are candidates for ewe thin asia. first appeared on Pun Gents :: Daily Jokes, One-liners, Groaners, Puns of...
View ArticleWhy cant little people be killed? Because they arent more tall beings
Why can’t little people be killed? Because—they aren’t more tall beings. The post Why cant little people be killed? Because they arent more tall beings first appeared on Pun Gents :: Daily Jokes,...
View ArticleA very rich and famous dwarf passed away recently. He was low dead.
A very rich and famous dwarf passed away recently. He was low dead. The post A very rich and famous dwarf passed away recently. He was low dead. first appeared on Pun Gents :: Daily Jokes, One-liners,...
View ArticleSome railway employees will be run over with a locomotive. They are the...
Some railway employees will be run over with a locomotive. They are the trainees. The post Some railway employees will be run over with a locomotive. They are the trainees. first appeared on Pun Gents...
View ArticleMotto of a necrophage: “Nice tomb eat you!“
Motto of a necrophage: “Nice tomb eat you!” The post Motto of a necrophage: “Nice tomb eat you!“ first appeared on Pun Gents :: Daily Jokes, One-liners, Groaners, Puns of the day :: Puns on Demand ::...
View ArticleForeigners weren’t allowed in the cemetery because they could only inter...
Foreigners weren’t allowed in the cemetery because they could only inter nationals. The post Foreigners weren’t allowed in the cemetery because they could only inter nationals. first appeared on Pun...
View ArticleTo make crucifixion victims suffer, they nailed them die agonyly.
To make crucifixion victims suffer, they nailed them die agonyly. The post To make crucifixion victims suffer, they nailed them die agonyly. first appeared on Pun Gents :: Daily Jokes, One-liners,...
View ArticleGetting your head chopped off by a glass shard is a real pane in the neck.
Getting your head chopped off by a glass shard is a real pane in the neck. The post Getting your head chopped off by a glass shard is a real pane in the neck. first appeared on Pun Gents :: Daily...
View ArticleSomeone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr.
Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr. The post Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr. first appeared on Pun Gents :: Daily...
View ArticleHow much mass does it take to smother an elderly woman? Just one kilogram....
How much mass does it take to smother an elderly woman? Just one kilogram. But the guilt weighs heavily. The post How much mass does it take to smother an elderly woman? Just one kilogram. But the...
View ArticleHear about the bold new killer? Emphasisema.
Hear about the bold new killer? Emphasisema. The post Hear about the bold new killer? Emphasisema. first appeared on Pun Gents :: Daily Jokes, One-liners, Groaners, Puns of the day :: Puns on Demand ::...
View ArticleThe priest left for dead in the church fire was said to have parished.
The priest left for dead in the church fire was said to have parished. The post The priest left for dead in the church fire was said to have parished. first appeared on Pun Gents :: Daily Jokes,...
View ArticleIf I follow a Mediterranean diet, olive oil long time.
If I follow a Mediterranean diet, olive oil long time. The post If I follow a Mediterranean diet, olive oil long time. first appeared on Pun Gents :: Daily Jokes, One-liners, Groaners, Puns of the day...
View ArticleAuctioning a corpse: now that's morbid!
Auctioning a corpse: now that’s morbid! The post Auctioning a corpse: now that's morbid! first appeared on Pun Gents :: Daily Jokes, One-liners, Groaners, Puns of the day :: Puns on Demand :: Business...
View ArticleWhen someone stole my toilet paper, I felt like I had been visited by the...
When someone stole my toilet paper, I felt like I had been visited by the Grim Wiper. The post When someone stole my toilet paper, I felt like I had been visited by the Grim Wiper. first appeared on...
View ArticleMy friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell...
My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him. The post My friend died from a bee sting....
View ArticleThey found a new way to kill pirates: Gas them with argon.
They found a new way to kill pirates: Gas them with argon. The post They found a new way to kill pirates: Gas them with argon. first appeared on Pun Gents :: Daily Jokes, One-liners, Groaners, Puns of...
View ArticleThe French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of...
The French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of sawed-ami. The post The French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of sawed-ami. first appeared on Pun...
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